The ILFF is I! And I am the ILFF. Were it be that I could explain what the ILFF is, I would, but alas I cannot. The ILFF is more a concept than any tangible thing, more an Idea than an object, more a dream than a reality, more a fixation in the mind’s eye than any true possession. But it is a word, it has been created and it does exist, no longer is it a mere figment, it is a part of reality. For now there is the word. And it shall no longer be unknown!
The ILFF exists to please. And please it shall. Although the common person will have no concept of what the ILFF is, the fact remains that it exists to please. As was aforementioned, the ILFF is more an idea than an object, and as such, can take on pretty much any meaning that the observer devises for it. This is why there can be no unavailing of what the ILFF means. Therefore the ILFF exists to expand the imagination and break the boundaries that have been laid out for you to follow.
Why that would be the Crabtree, or if you must know, me. That’s right, I am the Crabtree, and I ponder the concept ILFF. I believe myself to be its discoverer, although the concept has most believably always been around. Ever since the creation of the human race, the concept of the ILFF has been around, just never formed into an utter able phrase, a packaged concept that humans could easily follow. I have done what others have only dreamed about! The Crabtree will ensure that the ILFF will survive.
Posh! Dangerous you ask? I think not. Well, if one thought the ILFF to be some military phrase, I assume it could be taken to that extreme. But the ILFF conveyed by me is by no means dangerous. Unless of course you become obsessed with its possible meanings and no loner care about the minutiae of living beings. In which cause it would be very dangerous. But I urge you not to submit yourself to such torture. Such a venture would be fruitless, the ILFF is designed to improve life, not detract from it, and obsession would lead to almost certain death. This I cannot wish in any means, and therefore I maintain that you should only have a healthy appreciation for what the ILFF could be and keep perspective.
Because the ILFF is an idea, it is existent everywhere people are sentient and currently conscious or corporeal. Although the phrase associated with the concept would only be known to those who have heard or seen it before. The ILFF is pronounced “ill” with a “ff” sound at the end of it, and I have released this pronunciation so as to allow for a better understanding of the phrase and to make it stick in the minds of whoever is captivated by it. This charge I leave to all who read this. To spread the phrase like wildfire, to kindle a flame in all who are made aware of the ILFF. To stretch the limits of the mind in the hopes of finding the true meaning of the phrase, which is almost certain to never be fully encompassed by a human mind, save my own at times. Good luck and happy hunting.
Because the ILFF is an idea, not a tangible object, it has no shape and no mass. No color, no smell, and no taste. So why even have a section on the way it looks you may ask? Because, in order to truly believe it is intangible, you were inclined by instincts to prove its existence by way of the human senses. The only shape perceived is this phrase: ILFF, in that form and capitalization, nothing more, nothing less.
You may be as confused with the purpose as much as the last. Only know that there are things outside of your realm of understanding. This idea takes over one’s thoughts. Yes in the normal sense (food as a solid and drink as a liquid) the ILFF does not eat. But in the imaginative sense the ILFF does indeed eat, but in more of a Science Fiction sort of way. You must understand that in order for the ILFF to get nourishment someone must be interested in what it is, try and figure it out, be puzzled. Otherwise the ILFF just withers up and no one is aware of it being present. The ILFF eats brainpower; it takes over the host's mental processes and takes its host brain on a never-ending loop into what it could be. Do not be afraid however! This feeding off of mental firings is harmless as long as you do not dwell. So instead take delight that by wondering what the ILFF is you are feeding its desire to remain the phrase that it has become.
To find the ILFF you must look within. If you do not look within you can never find the ILFF. To not look within is as fruitless a search for answers as looking for birds under rocks. However, if you choose to look within you have a chance to find the meaning. But only a chance, for you cannot find the meaning of the ILFF without first knowing the meaning. For once you know the meaning you know where to look and you will see. If however you do not know the meaning of the ILFF then it is exceedingly difficult to locate it. But nevertheless, the ILFF is still an obtainable knowledge. Look, and perchance you will find, do not look, and you cannot find. To this purpose I charge you, as keeper of the secret knowledge of the ILFF... choose to do as you please: be a seeker.... or be unknown. For to be known, you must know.